US Soccer Team’s World Cup Run Ends
Cartoon published 07/07/2026
Our boys in red, white, and blue went down swinging… mostly at each other and their own hopes. Their defensive lapses were too frequent to overcome. Maybe Trump should not have helped them. Without a star player, they would have a better excuse. Everyone watched USA’s World Cup dreams shattered like a cheap trophy. No country roads for you boys!
Oh well, now we don’t have to pretend we like soccer anymore.
Graham Platner got absolutely nutmegged by reality with new rape allegations. It looks like Mr. Nazi Tattoo’s campaign is a dead man walking. Prominent Democrats are urging him to step down. Echoes of Swallwell are flying through the air like often-kicked soccer balls.
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Referee Trump is blowing the whistle and is showing a red card to the communists. “You’re outta here, comrade!”
A Democrat goalkeeper will get absolutely torched if we have fair elections this midterm. Balls flying in from every angle while they’re busy yelling at the ref. Elephant player? Just calmly tapping them in. BANG!
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And of course, Paul “Magoo” Pelosi rolling up in the soccer ball asking, “What did I just run over?”
Moral of the story: America’s soccer team played exactly like our politics—lots of drama, questionable calls, and the right side keeps scoring while the left wonders where the ball went.
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