Crockett Pulls Her Own String.

Cartoon published 03/31/2025

Introducing the Jasmine Crockett Talking Doll—potty-mouth included, and no batteries required!

Watch her as she pulls her own self-winding string and listen to her torrent of profanity flow from her wide mouth faster than you can say “Texas tantrum.” This is one doll you wish would shut up, but good luck finding the off switch!

This limited-edition collectible doll comes pre-loaded with her greatest hits: She has Elon Musk living in her head and even called for a “Tesla Takedown” at her March 29th birthday bash—because nothing says “celebration” like a protest against electric cars. 

Jasmine called Trump  a “vile villain,” and delivered to Rep. Byron Donalds, a black colleague, a racist slur so sharp it could cut glass.

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As for Texas Senator Ted Cruz, she’s ready to “knock him over the head, hard!”—And let’s not forget her sparring partner, Marjorie Taylor Greene who continues to fume over Crockett’s jab, “Bleach blonde, bad-built butch body!” Apparently Crockett considers such insults to be proper decorum on the congressional floor.

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Texas Governor Greg Abbott, whom Crockett dubbed “Hot Wheels,” only further refutes an earlier Democrat mantra—“When they go low, we go high!” Nope. Crockett wants to go lower, and she has. Jasmine is not afraid to violate decorum and by mocking Abbott’s disability with a smirk and string-pull, she only proves that Democrats will not hesitate to violate their own rules of woke political correctness. Decency? Not in this doll’s vocabulary!

The Democrat Party’s approval rating is in free fall. It was last clocked at a pitiful 26%—a 30-year low—but regardless, Crockett is yanking her own string harder than ever. Perhaps she is desperate to make herself the face of the party, but to moderate Democrats she’s less of a leader and more of an embarrassment—a loudmouthed liability who continues to insist on alienating swing voters faster than she can say “F Elon.”

If you like woke, loudmouthed dolls, order your Jasmine ‘Chatty Cathy’ now—before she talks herself into a censure or wears out her own string!