The Gavin Newsom vs. Ron DeSantis Debate- Puss vs. Boots
Cartoon published 12/01/2023
You may not know it but there was a debate last night. No, not the leading candidates of each party—this was a debate between two low-polling wannabes who are trying to stay relevant.
Gavin Newsom, California’s failed governor, stated to DeSantis at the beginning of the debate: “The one thing we have in common is neither of us will be the nominee for our party in 2024.”
It’s a good thing California doesn’t enforce its laws anymore, because ‘Boots’ gave ‘Puss’ a good kicking.
The high point occurred when Governor DeSantis pulled out a ‘poop’ map of the San Francisco area. It was created so tourists can tiptoe through the feces on their Bay Area tour. Ron then mentioned how Gavin cleaned up the streets for China’s Dictator Xi visit, but not for the area’s residents. Gavin couldn’t smirk his way through that one.
‘Puss’ Newsom couldn’t explain why so many people are high-tailing it out of California. Maybe it has something to do with his out-of-control socialist bureaucracy, high taxes, and a skyrocketing crime rate. Many Californians are fleeing their state for a safer, better-governed state such as Florida. DeSantis even mentioned that Gavin Newsom’s father-in-law has left California for Florida’s red state shores.
If you didn’t watch the ‘Puss vs.Boots’ debate, don’t worry…you didn’t miss much.
— The GrrrTeam
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